Canada Uncensored! Lewd, Crude and Outright Funny Canadian Geographical Names

At Backroad Mapbooks we’ve been mapping Canada’s backcountry since 1993 so we like to think we know Canada pretty well. Everyday we get orders for our print-on-demand Backroad Topographic Maps and the names that come out of some of the places across Canada give us the giggles!

 

Our large scale Topos are great for hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, paddling and ATV adventures but we occasionally come across some, um, eyebrow-raising names.

 

Here is the beginnings of a list of our favourites in Canada so far. And yes they are all real and can be found in our Backroad Mapbooks, Backroad GPS Maps and via our Topos.

 

1. Dildo Island, Newfoundland & Labrador



Backroadmapbooks – Newfoundland & Labrador

 

 

2. Crotch Lake, Ontario

Photo courtesy of lindaseccaspina

 

 

 

3. Climax, Saskatchewan

Photo courtesy of The Canada Cool

 

 

 

4. Hooker Lake, Ontario

Photo courtesy of Northwestern Ontario Backroad Mapbook

 

 

5. Ta Ta Creek, British Columbia

Photo courtesy of KRBC15 TOPO – CRANBROOK-KIMBERLEY TOPO

 

 

 

6. Balls Falls, Ontario

 

 

7. Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia

Photo courtesy of Nova Scotia Canada

 

 

 

8. Conception Bay, Newfoundland

Photo courtesy of The Canadian Encyclopedia

 

 

 

9. Blow Me Down Provincial Park, Newfoundland

 

 

10. Opeepeesway Lake, Ontario

Photo courtesy of NEON29 TOPO – GOGAMA TOPO MAPS Spot

 

 

 

11. Knipple Lake, British Columbia

Photo courtesy of NOBC75 TOPO – BELL-IRVING RIVER TOPO MAPS

 

 

12. Balls Pond, Newfoundland

Photo courtesy of CBC.ca submitted by Keith Goodyear

 

 

13. The Crack Trail Head, Ontario

Photo courtesy of Killarney Outfitters

 

 

14. Big Woody, Manitoba

Photo courtesy of Manitoba Historical Society

 

 

 

15. Nipple Mountain, British Columbia

Photo courtesy of Club Thread posted by Dru

 

 

 

16. Smuts Creek, Alberta

Photo courtesy of Flickr

 

 

 We giggled ourselves out at #16. What’s YOUR favourite scandalous, eyebrow-raising location name in Canada? Tell us about them in the comments below and we’ll include them in round two!

 

 

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